The Apocalypse:A Survivor's Sarcastic Guide Chapter 6

"Megan Mitchell! Megan Mitchell!"

Who's calling me?

"Megan Mitchell!"

I mechanically turned my head. A human face was pressed against the glass window.

"How did you get here?"

It was actually my best friend Katie Zhang. I was stunned!

"Quick, open the window!"

I quickly got up. Katie was clinging to the window like a gecko, and not far away on the wall, zombies were packed together!

This godforsaken person actually attracted all the zombies here?

"Fuck, are you sick?"

I didn't open the window. I was nearly mad with anger. Isn't this asking for trouble?

"Quick, open the window! I can't hold on much longer!"

I didn't want to open it. I coldly cursed at her: "It's the apocalypse! Zombies! Girl, why the hell did you run to my place?"

Seeing I really didn't plan to let her in, she froze, eyes full of shock. "Megan Mitchell, you won't really watch me get bitten to death?"

"Heh, Katie Zhang, why didn't you hide yourself? Why run to my place? In this situation, not saving you is normal. Do you realize you're morally blackmailing me?"

She stopped talking, quietly looking at me. Her eyes were bloodshot and murky, like a dead person's—stagnant, unmoving.

Blood rushing to my head, I suddenly opened the window, pulled her in, then whoosh—closed it.

She stumbled and fell to the floor. I felt so wronged, cursing furiously: "Damn it! I must have murdered and set fires in my past life to meet someone like you!"

Katie quickly got up from the floor and suddenly ran toward me.

The next second, she hugged me tight.

She was trembling, like a shivering kitten.

My anger dissipated at once. I raised my hand and gently patted her.

"Thank you."

I gave a faint "mm" sound, just pointing at the fridge, not talking to her.

I really didn't want to talk right now.

Katie found something to fill her stomach, then handed me her bag.

I didn't want to pay attention, but she insisted I open it.

Thinking she'd risked her life to find me, maybe there was something really important to give me.

So I opened the bag expectantly. Inside was only a book.

?

I was confused. "What's this mean?"

She took out the book, pointing: "Maoshan Taoist Magic!"

"..."

Zombies were about to break in, and she still had time to study some Maoshan magic?

My blood pressure instantly spiked!

"Girl, those are zombies, not jiangshi!"

"Same difference—they all bite people."

I facepalmed, truly about to die of anger. How did she survive until now with that IQ?

Making me share supplies with her was simply wasting food.

"Wahhh, ahhhh~"

Terrible roaring came from outside. I lifted the curtain—zombies started banging on the walls.

They used to be human. No matter how hard their fists, they couldn't smash walls in one go. But there were so many!

Katie was scared half to death. "What do we do?"

"Now you're scared?" My friend really made me laugh with anger. "You should be grateful they're not smart, otherwise they'd have climbed in already!"

She even acted wronged: "I just saw you weren't answering my calls. I thought something happened to you."

I was even more speechless. "If something really happened to me, why would you run here? What could you even do?"

She seemed to just realize: "Oh yeah~"

Me: "..."

Whatever, I must have murdered and set fires in my past life!