Web Novel
Druid in the Marvel Universe Chapter 129: Thor's father is called Odin, but Thor's dad is called Alvin!
In this tiny New Mexico town, Nicolas and Domingo were chillin' at the bar, knockin' back some beers.
Nicolas loved hangin' with Domingo 'cause with him around, they never had to wait in line, and they always scored the best seats.
The local biker gang? Yeah, they hadn't dared to show their faces at the bar in ages, all thanks to Domingo!
Suddenly, this big blond dude barges in, yelling, "Gimme a shot of your best booze!"
Professor Nicolas turned around, all annoyed, and saw his old buddy Erik Selvig, who gave him an awkward grin, flanked by his two students.
Darcy Lewis, with her big chest and thick lips, pointed at her head like the guy was nuts, then started ogling the blond dude's firm butt!
The blond guy stomped over to the bar and hollered at the bartender, "Gimme a drink, I need to clear my throat!"
After his outburst, he noticed Domingo staring him down. The guy was so shocked he took a step back, his right hand reaching for something, but nada!
Clearly pissed at his own reaction, he took a deep breath, walked up to Domingo, and barked, "Why you starin' at me?"
Domingo looked at him like he was a total moron, stood up, and his six-foot-seven frame loomed over the blond dude. Anyone could see the blond guy was in deep trouble!
The blond dude was so freaked out by Domingo's intense vibe that he took another step back, even more pissed at himself.
Just as he was about to throw a punch, Jane Foster, another of Erik's students, rushed over, grabbed his arm, and yelled, "Enough, sit down. I'll buy you a drink, and then we'll call the cops to decide if you go to the hospital or home!"
The blond guy hesitated, looked at Jane, shook his head, and said, "I can't go home. My dad's given up on me. I'm a failure!"
With that, he lost interest in messing with Domingo, plopped down at the bar, chugged a beer, and then slammed the glass down, shouting, "Gimme another one!"
The bartender, holding a shotgun, was ready to teach the blond dude a lesson!
Professor Erik rushed over, handed the bartender a dollar bill to calm him down, and then turned to the blond guy and said, "Buddy, I don't know who you are, but we hit you with our car. We'll take responsibility, but you gotta tell us your name and where you live so we can find your family. You seem to have a head injury!"
Nicolas, sipping his beer nearby, looked the blond guy up and down and said with a grin, "This guy's built like a tank. I think he's fine. Buy him another drink and let him go. He looks like a clueless kid. If I were his dad, I'd kick him out too!"
The blond guy slammed the bar and stood up, shouting, "You better show me some respect. I am 'Thor,' you mortals!"
Professor Nicolas and Domingo were stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing. Professor Nicolas said, "Your dad gave you a killer name, very impressive!
I got a big dog at home named Thor too, but his dad's name ain't Odin, it's Alvin!"
Thor, fuming with rage, somehow kept his cool and didn't punch the old man Nicolas. Instead, he charged at Domingo, and they started brawling!
Domingo had the look of a killer but the heart of a healer. He decided to help the blond dude with his fists!
Domingo wasn't about to kill anyone, but that didn't mean he couldn't throw down. On Hellfire Boulevard, if you couldn't fight, you either moved out early or ended up hanging yourself.
Thor's punch to Domingo's jaw was like a mosquito bite. Domingo just grinned, cracked his neck, and socked Thor right in the nose.
Poor Thor's nose started gushing blood. He held his crooked nose with one hand, looked at his fist, and yelled at the ceiling, "Father! Why are you doing this to me?" Then Domingo clocked him in the temple, knocking him out cold!
Professor Nicolas, being an old-timer, couldn't handle the sight and said to Domingo, "Let him lie there for a bit. Head injuries are a pain!" Then he turned to order a beer for his buddy Professor Erik, totally ignoring the broken glass under Thor's butt!
Meanwhile, Alvin had borrowed Tony's mansion to throw a bash for Anton's teammates and coaches. A bunch of kids who'd never seen such luxury were totally blown away and had a blast!
Alvin, with his arm around Anton's neck, chatted with the coach, basically saying the kid was in their hands now, and they could discipline him however they saw fit. If there were any issues, they could call him, and he'd handle it!
Having been a parent in his past life, Alvin considered himself a pro at dealing with school teachers.
The head coach loved parents like Alvin and promised to look after Anton's future, especially after pocketing a fancy watch Alvin handed over.
When it was time to leave, Alvin hugged each of the coaches, slipping them valuable gifts, and everyone left the party in high spirits.
In the backyard of Tony's mansion, Alvin looked at the mess left from the party, patted his empty pockets, and sighed, hoping the bill wouldn't be too steep!
Megan hugged Alvin from behind, resting her chin on his shoulder, and said with a smile, "I didn't know you were this kind of guy!
I think the kids at your school are really lucky, Alvin. You're a good man!"
Alvin, feeling the receipts in his pocket, was in a good mood. Megan's compliment made him feel even better. He decided not to charge Aleksei double the price but just the original amount!
Just as Alvin turned to give Megan a passionate kiss, Ginny ran out of the house, holding a phone and shouting excitedly, "Dad, fight, Domingo, fight."
Alvin, with a headache, patted his head, picked up Ginny, and thought to himself that raising her like this might not be a good thing. Her future boyfriend was definitely in for a rough time!
Alvin kissed Ginny on the cheek, handed her to Megan, and told them to go inside. Then he picked up the phone and, even from a distance, could hear Professor Nicolas cursing.
"You sons of bitches, get away from me. If anyone touches my computer, I'll put a hole in their head."
Alvin, with a pounding headache, knew that if Nicolas was calling him dressed like that with Domingo, it meant he was in deep trouble!
He called out to Nicolas a few times, but the old man didn't respond, just kept cursing.
"What is S.H.I.E.L.D.? You guys are so overbearing. Get away from me. If you want to confiscate my computer, bring the FBI with a judge's warrant.
If you dare point a gun at me, I'll shoot you in the head! Come on! Let's see who breaks the law first!"